Perfectman
The topic of the preacher's sermon was The Perfect Man. During the talk he repeatedly ask, rhetorically, "Have you ever heard of a perfect man?" Reading Bible verses, quoting from books and magazines to make his point, he would interject the interrogative, "Have you ever heard of a perfect man?" About halfway through the sermon, a little man in a pew near the back of the auditorium stood and raised his hand. The preacher, stopped his sermon, looking quizzically, said, "Yes? You have a question?"
"Oh, no, sir." The gentleman said, "I just wanted to say that I have heard of a perfect man." He paused and added, "My wife's first husband!"