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Living Will

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Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room, and I said to them, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine, getting fluids from some bottle. If that ever happens to me, just pull the plug!"

My daughter got up, unplugged the television, and threw my Diet Pepsi in the trash.
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