Concealed carry

GOT MY CONCEALED GUN PERMIT YESTERDAY I went too Duncan to Murf's Guns to get me a small 9mm for home protection. When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said "Strip down, facing me." I made a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, but I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!!!

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. I still don't think I looked that bad.