My Mother-in-Law
-- I used to know your mother-in-law. We grew up together.
-- You did?
-- Yep. Did you know that she was a stripper at a club out on Cache Road? I have seen her dancing with nothing on but a smile!
-- I don't believe that, at all.
-- You don't believe that your mother-in-law ever danced in the nude?
-- I don't believe that my mother-in-law ever smiled!