The other day I was talking to Walter Hoehne, and I was reminded of an old story that I often tell as true. After telling me of his latest visit to his doctor and the prospects for his next visit, Walter ask me about my health.
"Oh, I got a clean bill of health from my last colonoscopy." I told him. "Before they put me to sleep, I ask the doctor if I would be able to play the piano after the procedure, and he said to not worry, I would be able to play the piano when I wake up. I told him, 'that's great, doc! I never could play the dang thang up to now."